g-d-joseph:

aww little silver surfer

(via a-little-sock-monkey)

Favorite Movies: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)

"True or False? All is fair in love and war. True.

(via aufheitern)

valonqars:

“I understand you’ve been an inspiration to Ben in more ways than one. And I must say, you look rather inspired yourself. There isn’t a diamond in the room that sparkles like a woman in love.”

(via aufheitern)

shortandsweet:

Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”

this is an important thing to remember.

(Source: myeyesarehazel, via yawnuhh)


New #tfios still

New #tfios still

(Source: drunkenhanna, via tfios-moviee)

mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

image

i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

(Source: noverachiever, via cryleigh)

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

(via a-sleepless-eremite)

methlabrador:

helping old people with computers is the 10th circle of hell

(Source: mattressblowoutsale, via a-sleepless-eremite)

arguing-with-myself:

221bbarricade:

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t

Everyone just take a step Bach

arguing-with-myself:

221bbarricade:

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t

Everyone just take a step Bach

(via cryleigh)

myrandaroyces:

bowtiesandscarvesandmagic:

myrandaroyces:

basically i want a crime show that’s dedicated to exploring the ways gender, race, class, disability, and sexually are dealt with by the police force and the media. and is also interesting and has pretty cinematography and vampires maybe. 

did you mean BBC Sherlock?

no i absolutely did not

(via a-sleepless-eremite)

adventuretime-r:

I’m gonna start making more of these — aren’t they cool?

adventuretime-r:

I’m gonna start making more of these — aren’t they cool?

(via duhduhdana)

"Give me pizza, grab my butt and tell me how pretty I am."

— (via suchvodka)

(Source: infinite-karma, via a-sleepless-eremite)

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

(via a-sleepless-eremite)